This is why I love you:
This Is Why I Love You
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“There are very few places on the internet that will give you the straight dope on the taint.”
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This Is Why I Love You
My future husband’s newest email signature:
This has been an official communique from Derek M. Dukes.
Email: ddukes@gmail.com
Phone: (210) 370-7448
Web: derekmdukes.com
Google: profiles.google.com/ddukes
Twitter: @derekmdukes
Amazon Author Page: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B004XJQLSO
The information contained in this email is confidential and may be too awesome for release to the general public. It is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is adressed and others authorised to receive it.
If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby:
Notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking any action with respect to the content of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful.
and
Kindly requested to inform the sender immediately and destroy any copies.
Derek M. Dukes is neither liable for the proper and complete transmission of the information contained in this communication nor for any delay in its receipt.
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Because, what else are you going to do with an Android phone?
Derek got his nifty new Android phone today and he’s been playing with it for the last 4 hours. Even though the baby has been awake and in my arms the majority of said 4 hours, he did redeem himself.
A little.
Future husband? This is why I love you.
Also, this.
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